Nicknames Needed for the new W/D's

I finally got the the Washer and Dryer installed at my new place... I don't know very much about Washers and Dryers but we scored a pretty good deal on these.

I thought the learning curve on how to use these things would be pretty nuts but I'm happy to report that they're some of the easiest washer and dryers I've ever used in my life.

It has a number of settings that I'm likely never going to use... but they're hands down the best fucking things I've ever put my sorry clothes in.